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tactical-pants:

phosphorescentt:

phosphorescentt:

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

This. Right. Here.

immoren:

guywithamohawk:

superpoorlifechoices:

Pornhub commenters generally have a reputation of being more civil to each other than youtubers. Maybe people who argue online just need to bust a nut?

^^^

Not all heroes wear pants. 

danwasonfireonce:
“ gunslingerannie:
“ europeansdomusicalsbetter:
“   stockade:
“   You’re welcome
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This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.
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i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some...

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

deathtothepineapple:

gerbthenerd:

burger8161:

thatenglishamericangirl:

elsa-everdeen:

teenyweenynotepad:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

livinglavender:

radically-logical:

65-percent-puns:

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I thought it was a lizard with a pugs head

onyourtongue:

When you go to a Jamaican restaurant

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them